red-summer-dress:

don’t forget to spoil him too. open his car door, order him the steak and pay for the bill. give him forehead kisses and reach for his hand in the car. let him fall asleep on your chest and play with his hair until he falls asleep. spoil ya man.

snorlaxatives:

trader joe’s is so strategic with their cheap ass pricing… i’ll be browsing the store like ‘oh wow that’s just$2.99′ ‘this is only $3.99′ ‘i gotta get this it’s only $1.99′ and then i end up spending 85 bucks because my weak monkey brain can’t comprehend that things add up